I heard a rumor that next cycle of America's Next Top Model will be an All-Star show. This both thrills and frightens me. It seems a bit unfair since most of the awesome contestants were from the earlier cycles and those were a good 5-7 years ago. That's like 20-30 model years! This puts the best personalities at a distinct disadvantage since they are far too old to begin a modeling career now if the exposure from their cycle of ANTM didn't pan out.
If I ruled the world (or the CW) these would be my picks for the contestants:
For the "Drama (aka crazy, but so entertaining)":
Jade- (Cycle 6) that beautiful bi-racial butterfly. She always had something to say.
"Posing with an elephant, it's like posing with an ancient dinosaur. And elephants are in the dinosaur family."
Natasha- (Cycle 8) the Russian mail-order bride. "What it do, Shawtie?"
Dominique- (Cycle 10) hopefully sans mom-hair. Seriously, this woman looks like she's 40, and this isn't even a photo showing the missing molar!
Lisa- (Cycle 9) the sweet "dancer". I loved how annoyed Tyra got when Lisa compared her exotic dancing to modeling.
For the "Should have gone further (or should have won)"
Ann-(Cycle 3) my girl from Erie! and she brings the drama. You best be cleaning up your nasty dishes or Ann may just knife them. That's what I call "Respieto".
Claire- (Cycle 10) she went way to early (after they dressed her up as Minnie Pearl). She wasn't long for ANTM after the crazy face-plant she did in that stupid gowns-in water-on glass-shot from below.
April- (Cycle 2) one of those who was too smart for the competition. She's probably a Brain Surgeon by now, but her photos were gorgeous.
Elyse- (Cycle 1) already a real model so no chance of returning, but awesome nonetheless. Her rant agains every single girl in the house was hilarious and true. She really should have won. I thought I'd die when Robyn and her fellow crusaders forced Elyse to pray with them.
Kim- (Cycle 5) no way would Tyra have her back but I don't think her career is suffering. Best fight ever over a granola bar.
I also think there needs to be a comeback for Janice Dickinson and Benny Ninja. Oh yeah, and Sutan should come back as Raja and teach the girls a thing or two about makeup and runway walking.
What do you think? Did I miss any of your favorite characters? Who would you like to see on ANTM All-stars?
Joanie and Lisa will always be my favorites. :) If this turns out to be true, I am SO EXCITED!
ReplyDeleteI liked Joanie too but she was never one of my favorites. I wouldn't mind seeing Shandi or either of those awkward twins.
ReplyDeletep.s. I knew you'd come through in the comments!