I Want it NOW!

In anticipation of my big drag weekend, I got my hair cut last night. My hair stylist, Miguel (who once told me I reminded him of Veruca Salt) managed to fit me in after a long day of "training".

I thought the training was beauty related, but I was wrong. He is training to become a personal banker!

Anyway, I really like Miguel and I think he cuts my hair well. And while I love "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", it is notable for the hideousness of the actors' hair. I know it was just something I said or the way I said it that reminded him of the bratty snob, but that's not much consolation! I just hope he doesn't get a client at the bank who reminds him of, let's say, Uncle Billy